Sunday, June 26, 2011

Loaded Questions

After over 15 years of marriage Jim has gotten quite good at dealing with loaded questions.  Tonight it was -

"Is my butt really this big?"  As I held up a pair of jean shorts.

He replied very diplomatically that "No - see the fabric wraps around your body so your pants look much larger flat than your body is in reality"

I couldn't help but laugh.  He says he loves me even though I ask him loaded questions.

Sadly I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle.  These are really my jeans and my butt fills them so it must be rather large.

It is past time to diet.

1 comment:

  1. Biggest loser here we come!! And I did convince Chad to join the fun so your husband can too!