After over 15 years of marriage Jim has gotten quite good at dealing with loaded questions. Tonight it was -
"Is my butt really this big?" As I held up a pair of jean shorts.
He replied very diplomatically that "No - see the fabric wraps around your body so your pants look much larger flat than your body is in reality"
I couldn't help but laugh. He says he loves me even though I ask him loaded questions.
Sadly I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle. These are really my jeans and my butt fills them so it must be rather large.
It is past time to diet.